“Don’t Trust Anyone With A Penis”

“Never trust anyone with a penis.”

So says the wife of Sas. Generally, because I have better things to do, like rant about people I hate or read etc, I would not even mention such open feminist “intellectualism”! Is the statement true? Is such advice worth the 25741 bytes it took to store it on her site? I wonder!

In fairness, Fatimah said in her first comment:

i wanted to make the first comment and apologize - of course, this statement is not true for all times and places and is a completely sexist thing to say

Ya no kiddin eh? I guess you started thinking of the possible meanings this phrase implies, after the emotional vomit, trash, or shall we say code word: “Shizzle” you posted! Of course the phrase is blatant kufr - of course not applying to that bastion of feministic pride Fatimah Hye. God Forbid that I make takfir on a woman that hounds on men - includes in that general statement the Prophets - unless of course she believes they had sex like the Coneheads or spawned off generations through myosis.

fellas, please have a sense of humor about it - it’s just an observation that a lot of guys are motivated in so much of their actions by hooking up with a girl and as soon as he does, his behavior changes, which i think we’ve all seen

“Sense of humor” the feminist clintonite says. Yes! I said it! Clintonite - notice the “clinton” - I’m of course referring to your heroin, oh whats her name? I forget now! God! How many women lie to men about their saneness! How many men truly know how emotional women are until they experience their wife on their first round of PMS! Oh dear me! How many youthful saudi youth have been told throughout their childhood that women are fantastically gorgeous beings, only to find that laying beneath those hairless arms and shaven legs is a tyrannical beast waiting to control their every movement - “call me and let me know where you are” , “when will you be back” blah blah blah…

I propose that it is the feminist cult, the scum twatters, the clintonite Muslimaat that should be sent to the island of “stupidville”, given free reign to deal with each others high estrogen levels, so that they may rip each others hair out instead of mens! Dear God let it happen. Let those few bedouin beauties, those submissively silent women who choose to serve than to be served, raise our next generation of slave women! Simple, submissive, and no back talking! Yes! Let it be!

Alligator tears! That is what I shed for the “injustices” done to those sicko feminist beasts of tyranny that seek to overthrow male domination. To hell with them all! They seek control, they seek authority, they seek a wimpy revolution - based not upon muscle and might - based not upon honor or muru’a - but upon panzy pink and posh purple. Based upon stupid feministic tendencies of wasting a man’s money on stupid clothes, perfumes, and sick stylistic fads.

Let us live in our cave time. Yes - Cave! We do not need to hear the fatimah hyes speak to us, or tell us how we are untrustworthy, even though it is men who feed them, men who sustain their economy, men who protect them from the intruders that seek to exploit their “jewels”, men who fight for their freedom as they adorn themselves in their posh panzified pink and purple, silk and gold.

Ibn Kathir hit it on the head indeed. Men are superiorly more beautiful - though I am not gay - for we do not need fake brushes of lead filled shizzle on our face to adorn our skin. We do not need pathetic high heeled shoes to shake our tush! We do not need expensive perfumes filled intentionally with feremones to win over the opposite gender. Alls we need is a PENIS! It is women who are the stupid idiots, for they fall for the simple way of men. They NEED men in order to be who they are. In fact, without us, you are - well - wo. That’s right - WO! Thats it! a Wo! No man!

You need “men” inorder to be who you are. You weakling women are so easily defeated by a simple gesture of love - flowers, kiss, touch, even a look. Yet men need more. It simply shows that men are truly more rational, smarter, as well as dashing!

So, Ms. Hye, stay off the stuff making you hye for crying out loud. Stop smoking clinton’s pipe and realize you need men to be a wo’man’.

The End

 

6 Comment(s)

  1. On Jun 5, 2008, fatimahye said:

    assalaamu alaikum wa rahmatullaah, akhi,

    i’m sorry if i offended you, but i’m not a feminist; i’m just opinionated (to some people it’s the same thing)

    kufr? that’s a bit much; i know a lot of people run around doing that and i was hoping you wouldn’t be of that sort :/

    i already clarified exactly what i meant by it - that many men are led by their conquest of women - that is an observation which has some merit, just as some of your observations on women have merit

    (i didnt read your whole rant - just glimpsing it seems very strange: references to “clinton”, etc. - it’s almost incomprehensible)

    but i urge you that if you find any brother saying anything about women, please also indict him with disrespect for maryam, ‘aaishah, fatimah, etc. - just be fair about it

    i don’t mind if you did this to me, but i hope you see where it takes you to read into what i write the worst possible interpretation and run with it

    i want you to know it wasn’t a hateful statement at all - my husband found it funny, so did a lot of people who read it and understood its context

    i could understand your rage if it was meant the way you’re saying, but it wasn’t

    (lastly, it is hard sometimes to tell from just typing, and i know idiots in the audience will sit there going “oooh” and “aaaah”, hoping for a fight, but i am not upset with you nor do i bear you any ill-will; you go back a long ways with my husband and our community and i am friends with your wife; this is not personal for me at all)

    best du’aas for you and your family from your sister in islam

    assalaamu ‘alaikum wa rahmatullaahi wa barakaatuh

  2. On Jun 5, 2008, Abul Layth said:

    ws wr wb…

    Ya ok.

  3. On Jun 5, 2008, Umm Layth said:

    Fatima, as salamu ‘alaykum

    He’s not offended. He just likes to vent sometimes because deep down he truly is ‘arab.

  4. On Jun 5, 2008, fatimahye said:

    walaikum assalaam wa rahmatullaah

    allaah bless your marriage and mine too! how’s layth :)

  5. On Jun 5, 2008, Umm Layth said:

    Ameen

    Layth is well alhamdulillah. He just turned 5 a few days ago subhana’Allah (SWT)! And little Zakariyah turned one. I can’t really believe how fast time flies. How are your children doing?

  6. On Jun 6, 2008, fatimahye said:

    alhamdulillaah, good - probably one last year in jordan - after that we may just come back for summer

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